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"CB will never die! 
He is immortal!!!
Immortal genius! love it!!"

setpunk12

 

"Just bought all three  DVDs CB! You’re awesome. I want my free reading!"

StargateFan55

 

"Funniest skits ever!!! 
I bought into the act as well. 
Thank you for helping me get through my days at work. *still laughing*"

zzrokk 

 
"Suck my dick you fucking imposter! I pray that you burn in hell while feasting on Satan's boiling cum stew!"

The Church of Jesus Christ & Later Day Saints

 

"Three weeks ago, I was a 56 year old virgin...

Thank you Clarence."

 

Tickled Pink

Hammond, In

 

“I was a miserable 128 pound woman and lonely for 14 years miserable years. I called CB Walker and he helped turn my life around. He told me what I could do to change my life and it worked just like he said it would. 

 

 

For 2 months straight, I ate nothing but Popyees Chicken and Dunkin Donuts. Thanks to CB, I gained 37 pounds, a brand new man, and a brand new life!”

 

Thank you Clarence!

 

Big Lucy

 

 

 

 

 

“I was strung out on crack cocaine and at the end of my rope. I called CB Walker and he told me that I would kick my habit in about a week from that day. Boy was he right on the money!

 

Less than a week later, I was arrested while trying to rob a Uno’s Pizzeria downtown Chicago. Just my luck, 5 cops was there on their lunch break.

 

I’m currently serving 6 years in Joliet State Prison in wonderful Illinois and I’ve been clean for 4 years now. Prison was the best thing that ever happen to me.  

 

I have only CB Walker to thank.”

James. H

 

 

"I was extremely depressed for years because my life was going nowhere. I contacted CB Walker and he told me that I was feeling so bad because I wasn’t living my passion.  

 

He was right because, I've always wanted to be a singer but I just gave up and became an upset, overweight, lunch lady at the local elementary school. 

 

He gave me a reading that has changed my life! Now I'm living my passion.  

 

I'm currently on tour singing back up for Huey Lewis and The News featuring Rebe Jackson. 

 

Thank you Clarence! 

Peace and love. 

 

PS. I've got you two free tickets if you're interested." 

Inez B.

Cleveland

 

"Hello Clarence, 

Just as I promised, here is my testimonial. 

 

For as long as I could remember I’ve had this debilitating phobia that just kept me from living my life.  

 

While most people are afraid of spiders, or fearful of heights, I on the other hand was frightened to death of children with down syndrome.

 

Not adults, just children.

 

I don’t know why. Just the way they’d laugh would give me the willies. 

 

I had trouble leaving the house and if I was in public and saw one, Id start shivering violently, burp, then vomit.

 

Every time like clock work… Shiver, burp, then vomit!

 

I had to quit my job as a waitress because of this. I had to get over this fear and quick!

 

CB helped me like gangbusters! 

 

Im happy to say that today, I'm cured! 

 

Now every Saturday I volunteer down at the YMCA, teaching retarded kids how to swim. 

 

Thanks CB"

M. Forrelli

Boise, Idaho

 

"I was working a dead end job and hated every moment of it. I met CB walker and my life changed.

 

He told me to look at what I enjoy doing and what I'm good at and turn that into a career. I did just that!

 

 

I took his advice and now I'm living the life of my dreams!

 

 

I've since starred in 2 films w/ 2 more coming out soon.

Thanks to CB, my dreams are now a reality.

 

 

P.S. be on the look out for my new films, 'Anal Assassins 12' and 'Frosted Facials 3' "

 

 

Leslie F

 

Nevada

 

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